Tech Support ( Questions & Answers )
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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:�A white one.
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Customer:�Hi, this is Celine.� I can't get my DVD
out�!!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer:�Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:�No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it
yet.� It's still on my desk . . . sorry.� Thank you.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the
left of the screen.
Customer:��� Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Hello.� How may I help you?
Male Customer:� Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on
me.� I'm not Billi Gates!!!
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Customer:�Good afternoon, this is Martha.� I can't
print.� Every time I try, it says . . .. 'CAN'T FIND
PRINTER'.� I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says it can't find it!!!
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Customer:�I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer:�Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . thank you.
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Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:�A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for
me at the 7-11 store.
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Customer:�My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged
into the computer?
Customer:�No.� I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten
steps backwards.
Customer:�Okay..
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:�Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged
in.� Is there another keyboard?
Customer:�Yes, there's another one here.� Wait a
moment please. . .. . . . .� Ah, that one does work.
Thanks.
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Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in
apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
Customer:�Is that '7' in capital letters?
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Customer:�I can't get on the Internet.
Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the
correct password?
Customer:�Yes, I'm sure� I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:�Five dots.
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Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:�Netscape
Tech Support:�That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:�Oh, sorry . . . Internet Explorer.
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Customer:�I have a huge problem! My friend has
placed a screen saver on my computer . . . but,
every�time I move my mouse, it disappears.
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Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer:�I'm writing my first email.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:�Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the little circle around it.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk because
she had a problem with her printer.
Tech Support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that
is a good point.� The man sitting next to me is by
a window, and his printer is working fine!
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And last, but not least . . .
Tech Support: Okay Bob, press the control and escape
keys at the same time.�That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen.�Now, type the letter 'P' to bring
up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a 'P'.
Tech Support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean�?
Tech Support: 'P' . . .. on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
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This outta make you feel better about your computer skills!
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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:�A white one.
...............................................
.
Customer:�Hi, this is Celine.� I can't get my DVD
out�!!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer:�Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:�No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it
yet.� It's still on my desk . . . sorry.� Thank you.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the
left of the screen.
Customer:��� Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Hello.� How may I help you?
Male Customer:� Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on
me.� I'm not Billi Gates!!!
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.
Customer:�Good afternoon, this is Martha.� I can't
print.� Every time I try, it says . . .. 'CAN'T FIND
PRINTER'.� I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says it can't find it!!!
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.
Customer:�I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer:�Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . thank you.
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Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:�A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for
me at the 7-11 store.
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.
Customer:�My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged
into the computer?
Customer:�No.� I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten
steps backwards.
Customer:�Okay..
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:�Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged
in.� Is there another keyboard?
Customer:�Yes, there's another one here.� Wait a
moment please. . .. . . . .� Ah, that one does work.
Thanks.
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Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in
apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
Customer:�Is that '7' in capital letters?
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.
Customer:�I can't get on the Internet.
Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the
correct password?
Customer:�Yes, I'm sure� I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:�Five dots.
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Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:�Netscape
Tech Support:�That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:�Oh, sorry . . . Internet Explorer.
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.
Customer:�I have a huge problem! My friend has
placed a screen saver on my computer . . . but,
every�time I move my mouse, it disappears.
..............................................
.
Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer:�I'm writing my first email.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:�Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the little circle around it.
..............................................
.
A woman customer called the Canon help desk because
she had a problem with her printer.
Tech Support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that
is a good point.� The man sitting next to me is by
a window, and his printer is working fine!
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.
And last, but not least . . .
Tech Support: Okay Bob, press the control and escape
keys at the same time.�That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen.�Now, type the letter 'P' to bring
up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a 'P'.
Tech Support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean�?
Tech Support: 'P' . . .. on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
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This outta make you feel better about your computer skills!