Gerry, the articles were most certainly a hoax. But you do have serious concerns.
By the letter of the covenants and restrictions in the condo community where I live, I cannot assemble, disassemble or perform any mechanical repairs (outside of basic maintenance) on any vehicles. It is also a violation of the CC&R to perform oil changes or simple tune-ups in the driveway (Gerry, what you might call a lane) leading to my garage. All work has to take place inside the garage.
If you own a boat or a camper (Gerry, think caravan), it cannot be stored within the community, even if it will fit inside your garage.
There is an ordinance in this city that all vehicles must be properly registered for the current year, if they are sitting on your property. So if you find a classic car sitting in barn, purchase it and haul it to your home, you have to go to the Bureau of Motor Vehicles and transfer the title into your name and purchase license plates for it. Even if it sits in a garage and is out of sight, it has to be registered. I cannot recall the exact count (10 days, I ~think~), but you are not allowed to leave a vehicle sitting on your property beyond a specified time limit without driving it as demonstration the vehicle is in good, running order. If you don't drive the car, it gets towed.
We now have a new ordinance (and you're going to love this one) that just went into effect a couple weeks back. If your vehicle is sitting in a public area, the police have the right to verify the vehicle is properly locked. If you have left the car unlocked, they issue you a warning for creating a possible car theft risk. If your vehicle is locked, but the police can see valuables left in the car, pieces of mail left in the car, closed and unmarked boxes in the car or you have left a cell phone, garage door opener or a GPS device visible in the car, you get a warning for creating a possible car vandalism risk. There are no fines or operator's license restrictions associated with these warnings. Yet. Can you imagine we cannot control gangs and drugs in this city, but we can pay police officers to go nosing about vehicles sitting out in the open?
I wonder, if someone happens to break a window out of my locked vehicle and steals it, will I be able to issue a warning to the local police department for failure to provide a safe environment for me to live in? Aye. Right.
I'll not go into a rant about how we somehow manage to elect and re-elect public officials who continue to erode away our personal freedoms. :soapbox:
So believe me, Gerry, I feel your pain.