Track-T
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A Lady walked into a Lexus
dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful,
perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to
inspect it more closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone
had noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant
smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as
though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it,
you're gonna sh*t when you hear the
price."
dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful,
perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to
inspect it more closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone
had noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant
smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as
though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it,
you're gonna sh*t when you hear the
price."
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