Sunday Night Laugh
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Telman2
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying,
but I remember the guy you're talking about."
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying,
but I remember the guy you're talking about."
Golf anyone?
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion multiple bruises two Black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when at a Difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over lifted its tail and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's Ass.
Still holding the cow's tail UP, I yelled to my wife"Hey this looks Like Yours!"
'I don't remember much after that'
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion multiple bruises two Black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when at a Difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over lifted its tail and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's Ass.
Still holding the cow's tail UP, I yelled to my wife"Hey this looks Like Yours!"
'I don't remember much after that'
