Track-T
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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry
asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because
when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy
and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad,
I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry
asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because
when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy
and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad,
I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
