A little Saturday night humor

[Telman2]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000, is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw their new models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $90,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.00.
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000. They will probably take it, if not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later, I love you so much!
MAN: Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

 

[thomas]

:rofl: :rofl: .

thomas

 

[Ted Brown]

I kinda thought that was coming.. that was a good one, Thanks, I liked the Lady that bought some new stick deodorant, she said she followed the instructions, remove cap, push up bottom, well she said, I am not walking real good, but every time I fart, the room smells wonderful

 

[Mike]

I kinda thought that was coming.. that was a good one, Thanks, I liked the Lady that bought some new stick deodorant, she said she followed the instructions, remove cap, push up bottom, well she said, I am not walking real good, but every time I fart, the room smells wonderful

Now that one I didn't see coming.