Drag Racing Internet Magazine - Competition Plus.com - DALE ARMSTRONG INTERVIEW - THE BEST PLAN FOR SLOWING TOP FUEL DRAGSTERS AND FUNNY CARS
I nearly fell out of the chair laughing, when I read this bit -
Right now none of the guys out there have any respect for the tech people because they know they can get away with things. I knew when I was out there I knew I could get away with things big time.
Boy howdy! I've seen AA/Dale's tricks with these two eyes.
I've seen some things that would absolutely chill your blood. Decisions being made by crewchiefs that put not only their drivers, but spectators at risk.
In the days of the T/F cars using dual nosewings, the wing angle was determined by plates that bolted to the chassis. If you wanted to change the angle, you pulled the wings, bolted in a pair of blocks to provide the desired angle and then put the wings back on. One crewchief demanded the angle blocks for his cars be made from mag, instead of aluminum.
I once opened a package that came from a very prominent fuel team. It contained a motorplate from that team's car. The only problem was this particular motorplate was made of aluminum, when the rules clearly specify the plates must be steel. Have you ever seen pictures of cars that suffered clutch explosions? Then you'll understand why the rules specify steel plates. The really interesting thing about this plate was that you could hang a magnet on the plate.
How about the spectators dodging shrapnel from the Pro Stock team's nitrous explosion in their pits, at Columbus? (If you were there for that one, it was rather ironic where the nitrous bottle ended up, when it finally came to rest.
) Jenkins was with me when that happened and he muttered it had to have been a nitrous explosion in Team X's car or Team Y's car. One of the cars he named was indeed the car. And we were back in the Comp pits when it exploded. That old boy doesn't miss much.
Oh, yeah, there are a lot of crewchiefs who know they can get away with a lot more that you might imagine.
And it's bad enough, because some really scary things can happen, without trying stunts like these.
Before the rule was made to require covers over the spark plugs on the fuel cars, a guy I grew up with was tuning on a privateer's T/F car. They suffered a tremendous explosion about 40 feet off the starting line at Topeka. Ever been to Topeka? Sitting in the stands, you almost need binoculaurs to see the track. Any way, the motor spit the plugs out of one bank and they were gone, nowhere to be found. Later that evening, a guy hobbled up to their pit on crutches, with his lower leg in a cast. He wanted the driver to autograph his cast, since it was one of the errant spark plugs that had broken his ankle, as he sat in the stands. But the guy was cool with it all, because NHRA had covered the medical expenses and had given him credentials to get into the races for free.