Fastest Dad Alive!!!!

[Johnny Angel]

Three young boys were arguing over whose dad was the fastest. The first boy said, my dad drives a drag racing car and goes three hundred miles an hour so I say he is the fastest. The second boy bragged, thats nothing my dads a fighter jet pilot and flies faster than the sound barrier so I say he is the fastest....the third boy just laughed and said...my dads got you all beat. he works for the government and his job doesnt get out until five thirty but he is home by three o'clock every day!!

Johnny Angel

 

[der Spieler]

My dad was faster than I could think. Whenever I was a kid and had really screwed something up, "WHACK" he hit me up the side of the head faster than I could think to duck.

 

[Johnny Angel]

Now That Is Fast...