fridays funny....

[Track-T]

Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes while thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.

 

[Telman2]

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says,
"Excellent trade, sir."