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For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck - just like a vacuum cleaner does if you forget to change the bag. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker. Then the Dark Sucker quits working
 
Wow. I thought I understood some things in life.
Now.. I'm not so sure.
The meaning of "A light in the dark" has changed.

Good grief! there are 5 parts to this! WAY too complicated for me.
Gimme a match for light. But don't tell me they suck heat!
 
I think the heat is a byproduct of the energy used to do the dark sucking.
 
That is like everything electric runs on smoke let the smoke out and it is junk.
 
No, No, No.......the heat associated with "Dark Sucking" is due to the thermodynamic relation and gas dynamics that state: PV=nRT. As the amount, n, of dark increases inside the light there is a corresponding rise in pressure, P since the volume, V, remains constant. Also, since there is a compression of the "Dark", there is a rise in temperature, T. As we have all experienced, compressing a gas causes a rise in temperature. So the prevailing theory here is that it's the compression of the "Dark" that causes the heat one feels on a light bulb. The compact flouescents reduce this heat greatly due to their coil shaped design which has more surface area for a givien volume and dissipates the heat more efficiently than a the round bulb. I hope this explanation is sufficient. I can provide more details and calculations if needed.

Merry Christmas Ya'll.
 
Here is the whole story. But what I want to know is how does 3 phase work?

I think its time for me to explain about 220 current and why it is so different from 110 volt service. First of all, it's twice as big.
Secondly, it'll shock you more. Outside of that, 220 is really two 110 volt lines coming to your house from different parts of the globe.
The up and down 110 comes from the northern hemisphere, and the down and up version comes from below the equator.
Without trying to get technical, it all boils down to the direction water flows when it goes down the drain. In the top of the earth, it goes clockwise, while on the bottom of the earth it goes counter clockwise. Since most electricity is made from hydro dams, the clockwise flow gives you an up and down sine wave, while the counterclockwise version gives you a down and up sine wave. Between the two, you have 220 volts, while either individual side only gives you 110 volts.
This is partiularly important to know when buying power tools- which side of the globe did they come from? If you get an Australian saw, for instance, it will turn backwards if connected to a US generated 110 volt source. Sure, you can buy backwards blades for it, but that is an unnecessary burden. Other appliances, like toasters cannot be converted from Australian electricity to American electricity, without horrible results. I knew one person who bought an Australian toaster by mistake and it froze the slices of bread she put in it.
If you wire your shop with 220 and accidentally get two US-generated 110 volt lines run in by accident, you can get 220 by using a trick I learned from an old electrician. Just put each source into its own fuse box and then turn one of the boxes upside down. That'll invert one of the two up and down sine waves to down and up, giving you 220. DO NOT just turn the box sideways, since that'll give you 165 volts and you'll be limited to just using Candian tools with it.
Clean up the questions
That said, there appears to still be some questions that need to be cleared up. Allow me, please.
First off, the foreign voltage from the southern hemisphere has been successfully duplicated in the USA. Back during the French and China war in the late 1800's, finding freighters to ship in the needed electricityelectricity. As far as 440 goes,
a standard duplex outlet is split, and both halves are wired for 220. You get 440 easily by plugging a double ended cord into the two. simple math. lower voltages like 14.4, 18, etc... are gotten by turning down the electrical current to the outlet. this is done at the fuse panel. simply unscrew the fuse a little ways until the electrical current is at the desired voltage. Newer breaker boxes dont have this feature, so you have to resort to using a charger, which is basically a sillcock adjusted to the proper flow and sealed in a plastic box to keep joe consumer from messing with it.
Odd voltage readings and wild legs are all caused by the ground wire. ground wires are actually filled with microscopic particles of silica, which is just dirt from silicon valley, hence the name "ground". In a basic deseign flaw, most ground wires are wrapped with perforated sheathing. In the case where you get a small leak in one of the hot wires, the leking electricity soaks into the ground wire, making it hot. the size of the leak determines the amount of voltage on the ground wire, that accounts for the odd voltage readings. And, with a hot ground, it becomes the third leg, often called "wild leg" because of the problems regulating the voltage. More on ground wires... some electricians simply cut the wire at the box or crimp it over instead of sealing it to the ground screw. this results in all the dirt leaking out, giving you the open ground readings I observe so frequently when doing home inspections.
One sure fire way to avoid being electrocuted is to remember to let go of the wire. sadly, this is easier said than done.
It's important to remember when working with electricity that once the power is shut off, you should take the time to drain the lines of remaining electricity. plug in a drill or other power tool and pull the trigger. it doesn't take much, but it works. most people who get bit when working with a dead circuit didn't prperly drain the lines first.
And, as far as your toilet running backwards... when you flush and a turd slops out, its a sign that your water flow has been reversed and needs to be reset. to do this, take a plunger and push all the water in the bowl out the hole in the bottom. now, refill the bowl by flushing with your LEFT hand. this is the way american toilets are designed to be flushed. Reaching behind you and flushing with the right hand is generaly what reverses the water flow in the first place. Hopefully, this clears up all the confusion. Now, ask me something I don't know.



Well after all thats been said, nobody really said what lectricty was. It is really smoke. Once you let the smoke out of the wires, it don't work no more!!

Since electricty has been explained I thought I would an my comments on 'light bulbs'
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.
So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck - just like a vacuum cleaner does if you forget to change the bag. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker. Then the Dark Sucker quits working
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
So next time you see an electric bulb, remember: It's really a Dark Sucker! was hard to do. So, our forefathers,went to task and managed to duplicate the foreign supply by runing romex backwards. Usually when romex is run, its pulled from the center of the package out, which generally spins the romex clockwise. Simply by flipping the package over and pulling the romex from the other end, it spins it counterclockwise, which duplicates the foreign
 
All I can say is that as a retired electrician you guys CRACK ME UP !!! I wish that I had all your "knowledge" at my disposal while I was still employed. NOT !
Best laugh that I've had in a while.

Jim
 
OK so can someone explain whats going on at the tip of a welding rod. Is the rod sucking up dark and putting on the metal? Or is it sucking up the dark so that your welding helmet glass turns black.
Gerry
 
Good question Gerry. Actually what is happening is that the high electric current is opening a worm hole into a parallel dimension that connects to a micro black hole. This infinite, yet very local gravity sucks off the rod's atoms and propels them to a velocity that allows them to shoot through the black hole and land on the other side of the worm hole; i.e., the parts being welded. It also happens that this causes the "Dark" to be expelled and be deposited on your welding helmet glass which has been designed to be a "Dark" absorber. Any other questions?

Yours truly,


Mr. Wizard.
 
I think this is the calculation you are looking for B+U(LL)- SH>(IT)
Also all that sucking in the dark may need no additional calculations. Just sayin
 
Rooster....how can you deny the theories of More Modern Physics and the existence of infinite parallel universes? Also, did you forget an equal sign in your formula? Or, did you intend the left side variables to be greater than (IT)? Equiring minds want to know.



Happy Holidays Buddy.
 
Its the christmas liquid cheer

Happy Holidays Buddy.
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A "genius" I know once told people that if you wrap the wires "backwards" (or counter-clockwise) on the terminals of a wall socket you wouldn't get power because.. wait for it....
the electrons move in a clockwise direction.
Maybe he was right.

That's it.... more liquid is needed.
Merry Christmas you guys.
 
I think the I/P transducer is wacked putting to much air pressure out into the ambient air
 
I do have another question.

It concerns the moon, which I now understand is a dark absorber. If its a dark absorber is it one of those rare things.... a variable one. Reason i ask is because it seems to vary in its absorbency. Sometimes it a full absorber, sometimes its only a 1/2 absorber and sometimes it does not absorb at all.

Have I hit up on an anomaly? Perhaps its my geographical position when compared to the 11th dimension. I am stuck on this problem and no amount of math seems to be giving me an answer. I have tried to envelop myself in a grape based liquid chamber to see if my mind will open up and look for the obvious but this just gives me a blinding headache. Even some of the stronger liquid, which I rarely touch is just not doing the trick. I seem to have come to an in-pass and may have to spend the next 30 years on a government grant to find an answer.

Gerry
 

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