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Monday Funnies


Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
watched In horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his
hands together at his groin,
Fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,
she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
few minutes,' the man replied He was in obvious agony,
lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there
at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's
still broken!

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