Telman2
Active Member
Last night I felt like getting out of the house for a while so I walked down to the neighborhood bar. I ordered a drink and I'm sitting there watching the Bears game when a 65 year old women walks in and sits down next to me. She ordered a drink and asked if I wanted to talk or watch the game. The Bears were playing like crap so I decided to talk.
After a few drinks and a little conversation she asks "have you ever had a threesome with a mother and daughter?"
I was a little stunned but managed to say "no" and she says, "well would you like to?"
I was kind of taken back but I looked her over and she's actually looking pretty good for a 65 year old and I figured her daughter must be really hot so I said "sure, why not."
Well she said she'd drive so we got into her Mercedes and on the way over I'm thinking that I can hardly wait to see what the daughter is like.
She pulls up in front of this huge gorgeous house, after she unlocks the door she walks in and yells, "Mom, are you home?"
After a few drinks and a little conversation she asks "have you ever had a threesome with a mother and daughter?"
I was a little stunned but managed to say "no" and she says, "well would you like to?"
I was kind of taken back but I looked her over and she's actually looking pretty good for a 65 year old and I figured her daughter must be really hot so I said "sure, why not."
Well she said she'd drive so we got into her Mercedes and on the way over I'm thinking that I can hardly wait to see what the daughter is like.
She pulls up in front of this huge gorgeous house, after she unlocks the door she walks in and yells, "Mom, are you home?"
