Six steps to lasting relationships

[Mike]

Yes, that's right, lasting relationships can be achieved with just six, simple steps.

Step 1. Find a woman who makes you laugh.

Step 2. Find a woman who has a good job and who can cook.

Step 3. Find a woman who is honest.

Step 4. Find a woman who will pamper you with gifts.

Step 5. Find a woman who is awesome in bed.

Step 6. And last, but not least, be very, very careful that these 5 women never meet! Not under any circumstances.

 

[Johnny]

Ha Ha Love it!

 

[flmnwlf]

Funny

 

[Mike J]

If they do happen to meet, at least make sure they get along!

 

[butch27]

I think I once got caught with number 2 by number 4. LOL

 

[baddawgcustoms]

I always thought all men were looking for a nympho that owns a bass boat a liquor store and a 4 wheel drive.....and a T-bucket!

 

[Don'tCallMeJimmie]

I'm lucky enough to have all of that wrapped up into one gal. Yep, I realize that a lightning strike or hitting the powerball have better odds.

 

[ShortT27]

Yes, that's right, lasting relationships can be achieved with just six, simple steps.

Step 1. Find a woman who makes you laugh.

Step 2. Find a woman who has a good job and who can cook.

Step 3. Find a woman who is honest.

Step 4. Find a woman who will pamper you with gifts.

Step 5. Find a woman who is awesome in bed.

Step 6. And last, but not least, be very, very careful that these 5 women never meet! Not under any circumstances.

@*#&$%!!!!!Now you tell me!

 

[Mike]

Yeah, well, they tried to tell me before the fact, but that was when you couldn't tell me a darn thing. And when that one ended, what did I do? I went out and got married a second time. Thank Goodness, I believe I learned my lesson before making the same mistake a third time.

 

[Mike J]

I'm lucky enough to have all of that wrapped up into one gal. Yep, I realize that a lightning strike or hitting the powerball have better odds.

I also have that gal that you speak of!

 

[2old2fast]

Just celebrated 39 years w/ my "5 in 1 " girl . Thought after the 1st marriage [that lasted 7 mo. ] that there was something wrong w/ me , guess I shouldn't have worried 'bout that !!

dave

 

[flmnwlf]

I always thought all men were looking for a nympho that owns a bass boat a liquor store and a 4 wheel drive.....and a T-bucket!

I had one of these once. She out $#/^ me, out fished me, out drank me, threw me off the 4 wheeler, and thought t-bucket meant she needed a bucket for each teet. So I got divorced after 13 mo,16days,18hrs.21min. But whos counting.

 

[Don'tCallMeJimmie]

First marriage 26-1/2 out of 27 years of misery.

This one is such a different relationship it leaves me wondering she's not from another planet...

 

[lincolnuT]

My first marriage has lasted 50 years if I make it to April, next month, so I recon I got all of them wrapped up in one gal...........

Mike

 

[Mike]

@lincolnuT , I always figured if you could make 50 years, it would be a piece of cake from there on out. I reckon in the first 50 years, you made all the mistakes you could have made, so you should be golden.

I really shouldn't gripe, my second wife treated me like a god. Yeah, she rarely every took notice of my existence, unless she wanted something.

 

[jcunning]

32 years just last week.

 

[benT]

6 years with my girl. 0 years married. I think thats gonna change soon though....

 

[iroct]

We dated 5 years. been married to my best friend for 40 years

 

[lincolnuT]

I hope Mike, I don't want to train another one............................lol............

She is a keeper for sure.......

Mike

 

[EX JUNK]

There is a sign on the wall in my garage that reads: " Give a man a man a woman, he'll be happy for a night.
Give a man a car, he'll be happy for a year.
Give a man a woman who loves cars, he'll be happy for the rest of his life."
That is pretty much the way it has been for me. I went steady with my wife for four years. (Back then you didn't live together nor have kids before getting married.) In a few months we'll have been married forty-nine years. She loves cars and is always ready to help me in the garage. I consider myself one really lucky/happy guy!

Jim