Off topic, but not too far

[lincolnuT]

NONE!!!!!!!!!

Damm, I was proabley that drunk once but I am sure glad I don't remember and I sure hell hope no one has photos.........................

Mike

 

[Mike]

Ohhhh, we have pictures. Not only do we have pictures, we have videos. Plural.

 

[ellis8500]

All I can say from close study is big muscles, small..............know what I mean. Just shows ya what them steroids do for ya. Now us nerdy guys....engineers, scientists, you know the type; small muscles, big................

 

[putz]

Just to keep ellis8500 breathing.

 

[lincolnuT]

All them muscles will do is get you in trouble...................and for ellis8500 your just dreaming....now us asphalt salesmen on the other hand.............

...now for the large tits in the above photo .......view is Great..................not nasty........

Mike

 

[ellis8500]

I meant to say "big...............brains" What did you verv's think I meant???? Remember what the guy said to the gal in the Nerds movie..." All the jocks think about is sports, all we nerds think about is sex." That geek gal gives us a lot to think about.

 

[lincolnuT]

Sure that is what you meant...........................

Mike

 

[Mike]

If she was a real geek, she would have coded those in CSS.

 

[lincolnuT]

There's that flat belly to Flay again.....................Nice color contrast.............

Mike

 

[putz]

 

[ellis8500]

OK guys, you know the tune so sing along...Some where under the rainbow treasures lie. I'll search under the rainbow; don't stop me if I try..................." Who sells that outfit? It's not for me.

 

[ellis8500]

I make liberal use of masking tape when I paint but never thought of that. Of course, no one around here would let me do it anyway. Even if I could I sure wouldn't be allowed to get my camera out of its bag. On the rare chance I could, I could never post those pics on the internet. Dang, sometimes wives are just no fun.

 

[putz]

Women just don't understand real fun.

 

[lincolnuT]

She could have another outfit by just using the new Green color tape....................

Back at post #1125 my wife said that photo was way to close to Porn so this thread was off limits for me, as you can see I listen very well...................not................

Mike

 

[ellis8500]

Porn requires that someone be in the act of doing something to oneself or another person or animal. Standing still, wearing very little [or nothing] is not porn. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Besides, King Mike would never allow porn on this site. So, it can't be porn.

The question many of us have now is why you look at this thread with your wife? Are you crazy!!!!!!

 

[ellis8500]

I found the rainbow at

Xposed Skinz Bikinis

 

[lincolnuT]

She was looking over my shoulder when it came up..........................

Mike

 

[ellis8500]

Anyone "UP" for a bike ride???

 

[Youngster]

Only if I can sit on the back fender and hold onto you!

Ron

 

[lincolnuT]

peddling in High Heels?........AW what the hell go for it........

Mike